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How can Pakistan afford to reduce Petroleum Product Prices?

A Satirical Approach

Pakistan is short of dollars. I guess their policy is to print Pakistan Rupees. I borrow Rs 200K and buy a cow for Rs 80K and sell it for Rs 100 K I then return Rs 220K (interest included) and end up with cow dung. Now in KPK, we gonna use that poop to make “naswar” causing no major health issues. So the joke is on WHO. In Punjab, we burn “pathis” and improve Air Quality. In Sindh, that goes to Engro straight for a fertiliser that is sold with high-profit margins to Baluchistan. Some of the cow dung is smuggled to Afghanistan via Chamman in return for expensive cars that run in the DHAs.

Our policies should be independent of vote banks and should serve the long-term interests of the people. Government should take rational steps:

READ:   Legal Complexity: Afghan Repatriation

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